Let’s be honest, your driving instructor went easy on you. It’s time to get a real qualification.
The "Certified Driver" collection is finally here, serving as the ultimate proof that you have mastered the dark arts of gap exploitation, excessive pops and bangs, and taking out high-risk PCP finance agreements.
The embroidery is paired with our super-heavyweight, warm fleece-blend hoodie with a double-lined hood and a spacious kangaroo pouch.
The Deal: Get Certified
You didn't think we'd just give you the clothes without the paperwork, did you?
Order before July 1st, and we will include a physical, high-quality A4 "Award of Competency" certificate with your order. Every single certificate is individually signed by the Top Dead Center boys to prove your legitimate status as a menace on the roads.
Frame it. Keep it in the glovebox. Show it to the police when they pull you over (we are not legally responsible for the outcome).
Needless to say, this certificate is 100% satirical comedy. Top Dead Center in no way endorses, encourages, or condones actual reckless or illegal driving.
One signed certificate per order.
